Inability To Function. (Cat Number Three)

I feel like a cat that has had a belt tied around it's middle. Have you ever tried that? My brother-in-law showed me this trick once with his cat, Claude. For some reason (discomfort? humiliation?) a cat is unable to balance or walk or even stay on its feet with something tied around its stomach.

A nine hour drive. Three and a half hours having ink ploughed into my arm. This has perfectly reproduced the above effect. Perhaps this is my delayed punishment for laughing at poor Claude, immobilised, pinned to the carpet.

Jokes on me.